Friday, September 17, 2010

GEJ's in the building...Is he our way forward


I like President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan...or rather, I mean I 'like' him on Facebook. For the first time, I found a Nigerian leader who tried to talk to Nigerians, or Nigerian youths (and ICT-savvy oldies) and get us to empathize with him - even though he's never really answered some of the questions raised on his fan page. For the first time, I experience a Nigerian leader show appreciation for the prevalent social trend, and taking advantage of it to reach the electorate to whom he owes the privilege of occupying the country's First Residence. And yet again, for the first time, I see a Nigerian leader attempting to engage the electorate cerebrally, exhibiting an understanding of the peculiarity of the Nigerian situation through his posts, and hinting on possible steps his administration is taking to tackle the country's many hydra-headed malaises. And to cap the cake with icing, he has become the first presidential hopeful to declare his intention through the Internet, adopting a personal approach to explain his mission for the Nigerian people.

And I must commend the man for appreciating his brand...songs, posters, etc hinting on his political ambitions have trumped up the 'good luck' angle, letting Nigerians know that if good luck attends the man (and the evidence is there to see), then it'll spill over to everything that he is involved in - even if someone has to encounter some form of misfortune in order for it to happen. Either way, he has shown that he has a good sense of branding, or that he has the good sense of surrounding himself with people who do. And just when you think he's lily-livered, he displays a massive show of strength and political will. Remember his cabinet reshuffle soon after his confirmation as substantive President, and his most recent firing of all service chiefs. You have to hand it to the man - he knows where and who he is.

This then leaves me wondering: "have we found him, or do we wait for another?" Has the 'Joshua' that Pastor Tunde Bakare once preached to be the solutions to Nigeria's seemingly perpetual 'developing' status finally arrived? Do we have an honest reason to believe again that we can rightly reclaim all the titles that we once rightly (and now undeservedly) boast of, a la, 'giant of Africa', etc? Should we, taking cognizance of his precedents, raise our expectation and change our perception of Nigeria's leaders? Unfortunately, I'm afraid not, and here's why.

First, he is a product of the PDP, a party that has the unenviable record of producing the worst kinds of leaders across all levels of government. In over 10 years of running this country, we have very few things to cheer about in our national life that has been occasioned by the PDP. Instead, we have had two of the worst possible elections in this country, both of which had successfully ensured the continuity of an unpopular government; we have witnessed a brazen disregard and blatant abuse of the rule of law by government and its functionaries, even to the extent that military juntas look law-abiding; we have been made to bear the brunt of the failures of several committees, commission, reports, all of which have gulped billions of dollars but have not provided a solution to the power problem; infrastructural decay continues and the list could go on and on. It is hard to envisage that the solution to these problems will come from the same system that entrenched them in the first place. Even though GEJ has tried to show that he follows a different ideological direction, it will be absolute difficult, if not downright impossible for him to thrive when his bedfellows include a certain former head of state/president who sought to twist the constitution to perpetuate himself in government which was just one incident in a long list of instances where he attempted (successfully, if I might add) to rape the laws of the land.
Secondly, what we have witnessed from this Niger-Delta man is all talk, little action; excellent plans/roadmaps, zero execution. He sometimes cuts the figure of one overwhelmed by the immensity of the task which, according to him, was "foisted on him by providence", hence the fear that we may yet witness the snail speed that attended government business during the era of his immediate predecessor and late boss, Umaru Yar'Adua.

Needless to say, I support the fact that he is running, because he represents the best possible chance of ending Northern supremacy over our politics, despite the zoning threat of the North and the now-declared intentions of ex-Heads of state, Buhari and Babangida. But whether he can lead us forward as a nation, time alone will tell - even though many Nigerians have long lost their patience and have resigned to fate.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

The Police is not my friend

I guess I can tell myself, "welcome back". To all who had been waiting for another post, and probably got tired of expecting, I tender an unreserved apology. The hiatus was caused by a combination of factors including writer's block, the pressures of work, a bout of the dreaded typhoid/malaria, an armed robbery attack, and...uhm, woman trouble. But you know how life doesn't wait for you to be ready before it gets you up and running again...and that's why the page is back.

I had occasion to visit a police station recently (the reason for my visit is talk for another post), and I saw the blasphemous poster plastered with big letters saying: "The Police is Your Friend". I burst into laughter. Then I got really pissed. I spent some part of the break period reading the newspapers, and everyday, I read stories of precious lives cut short either by police brutality, or police stupidity, or a mixture of both. I read of preventable road accidents, of unsolved murders, of unwarranted arrests, etc, and I cannot help but wonder, who the hell came up with that phrase, "the Police is your friend"? My mind tells me that the person is obviously not Nigerian, or even if he was, obviously lived in an era long ago when the Nigerian Police was efficient (which would have been long before I was born, because they have yet to solve the Dele Giwa murder, and that's almost as old as I am); otherwise, he would have said otherwise. And if it was a PR spin campaign commissioned by the Police, then they just wasted millions of Naira because of all the forces operating in this country, the Police is the least trusted and most hated. Point to note, I wanted to, on completion of my National Youth Service, join the Nigerian Police Force, but my mother said that if I did, she'd disown me...can you beat that? And who can blame her? Records and reports show that the Nigerian Police have probably killed more people than armed robbers have; they have concerned themselves more with blame-throwing rather than solve crimes; they have been more serious about changing their uniforms rather than changing their approach to the protection of lives and properties; they are quicker to mount road blocks and practice extortion than rescuing kidnap victims - but they are quick to apportion all the glory to themselves, even when the families of the victim pays to get their loved ones back (who can blame the either? If I had the option of paying ransom to rescue my wife from kidnappers or waiting for the police to act, that's a no-brainer for me - I'll pay!).

Please do not misunderstand me. The Force is not all bad. Maybe there are some good eggs among them, I cannot say. But I do not believe the police (sorry, the Nigerian police) is my friend.